* A law school dean accidentally emailed confidential bar exam results and then sent another email asking that the first message be deleted. Ask Michael Scott how successful that usually is... [Charlotte Observer]
* An autopsy suggests that the man allegedly struck by a car driven by the Attorney General of South Dakota died from the injuries he sustained from being hit by a vehicle. [NBC News]
* A female lawyer was roasted online yesterday for criticizing the outfit worn by Judge Amy Coney Barrett at her confirmation hearing. [Fox News]
* The Supreme Court yesterday declined to hear a case about whether President Trump violated the Emoluments Clause by maintaining ownership in businesses that receive payments from foreign governments. [CNN]
* A former lawyer is pursuing a new career as a bagel consultant. Guess that's one way to make "dough"... [ABC News]
* What will happen if SCOTUS were to overturn Roe v. Wade? For one, abortion wouldn't automatically become illegal across America -- that would be up to each individual state. In fact, some states have "trigger laws" ready to go to ban abortion if Roe is ever overturned. Hopefully this won't happen any time soon, or ever. [BuzzFeed]
* The University of Illinois at Chicago is moving forward with its planned merger with John Marshall Law School to to establish the UI Chicago John Marshall College of Law. Dean Vikram Amar of Illinois Law wants to make very sure that everyone knows this is "not a joint enterprise in any way." [News-Gazette; Chicago Tribune]
* Bless their hearts, but it looks like Winstead won't be taking Troutman Sanders to the rodeo after all. According to inside sources, this Texas-sized merger was simply not meant to be due to billing rates and preferred clientele. [Texas Lawyer]
* All rise for new royalty at Dechert, for Sheila L. Birnbaum, the "Queen of Torts" is here! Her Majesty left Quinn Emanuel and brought 28 other lawyers and staff with her to form a product liability and mass torts team at the firm. [Big Law Business]
* The White House has named Steven Dillingham as its nominee to direct the U.S. Census Bureau. In case you weren't aware, Dillingham has a law degree from the University of South Carolina. No word yet on whether he's still practicing. [NPR]
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* Joe Lieberman is senior counsel at Kasowitz Benson, one of President Donald Trump's go-to law firms, and now that he's considered to be a frontrunner for FBI director, someone has been desperately trying to edit the firm's Wikipedia page to remove Trump from its list of notable clients. Gizmodo did some investigation as to who was trying to cover up the fact that Lieberman has a relationship with Trump's longtime lawyer, Marc Kasowitz. [Gizmodo]
* Now that Robert Mueller has been appointed as special counsel in the investigation of possible Russian interference in the 2016 election, the DOJ is exploring possible conflicts of interest with his former law firm, WilmerHale. Coincidentally, the firm represents former Trump campaign chairman Paul Manafort, Trump’s daughter, Ivanka, and his son-in-law, Jared Kushner, but its GC says Mueller had nothing to do with those matters. [Washington Post]
* "You ain't going to impeach nobody. Try it and we will lynch all of you. You'll be hanging from a tree." Rep. Al Green (D-Texas) called for the impeachment of President Donald Trump on the House floor last week, and now he's being threatened. Green is unwilling to allow the racial hostility to deter him from doing the "right thing," which he believes, in this case, means proceeding with impeachment proceedings against the president. [Houston Chronicle]
* Much has gone down in the $50 million Jane Doe/Proskauer gender discrimination case since we last checked in. It seems that one judge ruled that Doe need not be unmasked and may continue to use a pseudonym in her action against the firm, and another judge ordered that notes from Doe's mediation with the firm be preserved, as she claims that a fellow partner allegedly threatened to fire her because of her complaints while there. [ABA Journal]
* "I’ve never known how many students didn’t come because of the old building. I’m quite certain that none came because of the old building." Twenty years and $80 million dollars later, and the University of South Carolina School of Law finally has a shiny new building to show off that the administration is hoping will not only entice new students to enroll, but also increase its U.S. News law school ranking next year. The school is currently tied for 88th place. [Post and Courier]